The demon is making objects fall around the TV unit. I think it’s mad I keep salting round about it. My dog however had a great time licking the carpet with the salt. Meanwhile I’m trying to figure out how to acquire rosary beads and make my own holy water. That’ll sort it.
Snow is Falling
Snow White stands on the X Box One X, along with a tractor and a xenomorph. She decided to launch herself off of the console onto the floor. Partner wouldn’t let me salt the X Box, so I drew a line of it in front of the TV unit. Totally rational response to the ghost/demon […]
Warm, warmer… Nope. Freezing
This is how the temperature is in the house thanks to the resident demon. Warm at one end of the couch, freezing at my end. And I can’t even salt the demon as it’s next to the turtle tank.
Mass Sun Fading
My kitchen looks like a scene from Bird Box. There are ponies across it with tinfoil over their eyes to stop them going nuts from the pockets of infinity with a physical form. Hate to think what the neighbours think. This is after I presented my Ted Talk on why Barbie and Action Man make […]
The Cat’s a Spook
My cat is staring at the same spot on the wall. She keeps making herself into a loaf and staring at a spot on the wall. So far, at 1am I tried to teach myself how to juggle. I cannot juggle. Then went for ice water. The freezer is so cold, Elsa has made a […]
Stranger Things Applejack
As stated before, I pre-ordered her back in May and she’s got to me at last. I say at last, as America received her a lot earlier and this is her just being released in the UK. Her box is different from the other 35th Anniversary releases, to go along with the series. I can’t […]
Kitchen Has a Demon
Went and salted the kitchen. Heard a noise when no one was near it. Then broke my wine glass with a skull on it. Didn’t even get to use the damn thing. Partner is considering looking for the verses to make my own holy water. Still not crazy.
Demon in the Corner
Something made a noise in the living room last night. Pretty sure it was a ghost. I flung salt at it. Perfectly rational reaction.
Pony Mail Additions
I’ve been saying for the last few entries I’d make a post about Mexican Baby Moondancer and cuddly Glory getting here. So here is said post. Softies Glory I ordered in April as a “house warming” to myself. She got to me a couple of weeks back. She was sent at the beginning of the […]
Spooked
I’m still reading Legion, hadn’t really had the chance the last couple of days. Each murder makes my stomach drop, and I thought the first one was bad enough. I still have the salt. I also have tea. And various Baby Glorys and Baby Moondancers judging me. Doesn’t help the cat keeps looking over my […]
My Little Obsession 