Snow White stands on the X Box One X, along with a tractor and a xenomorph. She decided to launch herself off of the console onto the floor. Partner wouldn’t let me salt the X Box, so I drew a line of it in front of the TV unit. Totally rational response to the ghost/demon […]
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Warm, warmer… Nope. Freezing
This is how the temperature is in the house thanks to the resident demon. Warm at one end of the couch, freezing at my end. And I can’t even salt the demon as it’s next to the turtle tank.
The Cat’s a Spook
My cat is staring at the same spot on the wall. She keeps making herself into a loaf and staring at a spot on the wall. So far, at 1am I tried to teach myself how to juggle. I cannot juggle. Then went for ice water. The freezer is so cold, Elsa has made a […]
Stranger Things Applejack
As stated before, I pre-ordered her back in May and she’s got to me at last. I say at last, as America received her a lot earlier and this is her just being released in the UK. Her box is different from the other 35th Anniversary releases, to go along with the series. I can’t […]
Kitchen Has a Demon
Went and salted the kitchen. Heard a noise when no one was near it. Then broke my wine glass with a skull on it. Didn’t even get to use the damn thing. Partner is considering looking for the verses to make my own holy water. Still not crazy.
Demon in the Corner
Something made a noise in the living room last night. Pretty sure it was a ghost. I flung salt at it. Perfectly rational reaction.
My Little Obsession 